I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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