I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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