so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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