guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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