i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it hurts more in the daytime
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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