it hurts more in the daytime
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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