wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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