The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Let's get the cat blown out
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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