what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Can I color on your dick again?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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