I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I have fence marks all over my body
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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