tell your sister to shave her snatch
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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