Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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