Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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