I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
