Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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