Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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