Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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