All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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