She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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