whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
So vagazzling was a success
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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