belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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