just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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