2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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