Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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