On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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