Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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