Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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