school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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