So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Randomize
