none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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