i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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