Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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