"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
this is an emotional support booty call
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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