Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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