WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
