Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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