Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
this will be a night to untag.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
40s are totally the cure
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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