Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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