There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Randomize
