no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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