I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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