do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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