just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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