I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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