Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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