youre lurking in front of me
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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