Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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