this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just high enough for therapy.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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