piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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