I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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