Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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