Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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