So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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