I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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