don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize