is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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